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Long Haired Businessmen 2026

1h 22m · Digital · Nov 17, 2026

Comedy

Synopsis

Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers with a passion for staying looped in and on the same page. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely - armed with nothing but jargon, synergy, and one sacred truth: the weekend’s never long enough.

Crew & cast

Director Scott Gairdner
Cast Dean Norris, Judy Reyes, Rhys Darby, Edi Patterson, Fin Argus

Release timeline

Digital 2026-11-17 PG-13

Recent changes

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